Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas!

It’s the most beautiful time of the year
Where sleigh bells ring (are you listening?)
And Santa Claus is coming to town

We’re all simply
Having a wonderful Christmas time
(and having a cup of cheer!)

So say hello to friends you know (and don’t know!)

Have a holly jolly Christmas! (War is over)

Go rockin’around the Christmas tree
and visit the Winter Wonderland

Well let it snow let it snow!
Deck the halls with boughs of holly!

Silver bells and blue Christmas?
Surely the angels we have heard on high!

O come all ye faithful
I wish everyday could be like Christmas

Have yourself a merry little Christmas!

Going Overseas

(A newly engaged couple (R&S) goes on their first trip overseas together and wakes up next to each other in a lovely resort by the sea. They stir, but are not fully awake yet.)

S [turns to face R]: Is there anything on today?

R: Nope I don’t think so, what about you?

S [stretches a little]: Nah.. Don’t think so…

R [places hand on S’s ass, squeezes lightly and tugs at her underwear]: How about we stay in bed all day today.. without anything on?

[S lets out a little moan]

 

A Simple SG-Styled Poem

The lights on the dashboard were flickering
As I felt the strange way my heart flutter:

I have never felt my heart swoon so much before
Almost a state of ecstacy that comes from just
Touching the contours of your lower back and
Feeling your heavy breathing on my collar bone;

At that moment I wasn’t sure
How your soft touch made me grow
Both in ego and down below;

It is just like how I wasn’t sure if I want you as

My innocent angel sitting in the front seat
Or
My kinky little devil riding in the back.

What?

Get your long boat at bay
Let it gently float away
You may find it another day
Perhaps just not today;

Give it a slight tuck
That’ll give it some luck
If it makes it out good
Maybe it’ll fix your mood;

If you know not where it goes
Neither will I come close
Maybe if you look hard and far
It may appear just under the bar;

So there is a rhyme to this
Yet the content is no jizz
Even if it works a meter or two
Is it still not up for the rue?

This is so bad
It makes me sad
Alone in a room
Nothing to loom;

I’m clearly not in control
I can only watch it unfold
So why not watch the show
Catch the waves in high and low?

Press play
Set up a relay
Motion in reverse
Make the scene perverse;

What?
The End.