Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas!

It’s the most beautiful time of the year
Where sleigh bells ring (are you listening?)
And Santa Claus is coming to town

We’re all simply
Having a wonderful Christmas time
(and having a cup of cheer!)

So say hello to friends you know (and don’t know!)

Have a holly jolly Christmas! (War is over)

Go rockin’around the Christmas tree
and visit the Winter Wonderland

Well let it snow let it snow!
Deck the halls with boughs of holly!

Silver bells and blue Christmas?
Surely the angels we have heard on high!

O come all ye faithful
I wish everyday could be like Christmas

Have yourself a merry little Christmas!

Going Overseas

(A newly engaged couple (R&S) goes on their first trip overseas together and wakes up next to each other in a lovely resort by the sea. They stir, but are not fully awake yet.)

S [turns to face R]: Is there anything on today?

R: Nope I don’t think so, what about you?

S [stretches a little]: Nah.. Don’t think so…

R [places hand on S’s ass, squeezes lightly and tugs at her underwear]: How about we stay in bed all day today.. without anything on?

[S lets out a little moan]